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"Just go on moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what yous accept to do, for you."
― Johnny Depp

"Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people."
― Colleen Hoover, Slammed

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
― Mel Brooks

"Shit is the tofu of cursing and tin can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit..."
― David Sedaris

"At that place are 4 kinds of people to avert in the earth: the assholes, the asswipes, the donkey-kissers, and those that merely volition shit all over you."
― Anthony Liccione

"I wonder idly how long i can go without sleep before I flip my shit and get-go running down the street in my underwear, hallicinating purple spiders."
― Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall

"Information technology's hard to really look at somebody and go: "Hey, peradventure something prissy will happen." You just don't-- I know too much most life to have any optimism, because I know even if information technology's nice, it'due south going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, y'all've only decided that something shitty is going to happen."
― Louis C. G.

"God'due south grace is not defined equally God being forgiving to u.s. even though we sin. Grace is when God is a source of wholeness, which makes upward for my failings. My failings hurt me and others and even the planet, and God'south grace to me is that my brokenness is non the terminal word ... information technology's that God makes beautiful things out of fifty-fifty my ain shit. Grace isn't about God creating humans and flawed beings and and so acting all hurt when we inevitably fail and and so stepping in like the hero to grant us grace - similar saying, "Oh, it'southward OK, I'll be the good guy and forgive you." It's God saying, "I honey the world too much to allow your sin define yous and be the final give-and-take. I am a God who makes all things new."
― Nadia Bolz-Weber, Pastrix: The Cranky, Beautiful Faith of a Sinner Saint

"It'due south easy to talk large, but the important matter is whether or not y'all make clean upwards the shit."
― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Woods

"Yous and I both know that love is for children,'' he said. ''We're adults. Compatibility is for adults.''

''Compatibility is for my Bluetooth and my car,'' Teresa replied. ''Only they get along just fine, and my car never makes my bluetooth feel like shit."
― Maggie Stiefvater, Sinner

"Spontaneously, without any theological training, I, a child, grasped the incompatibility of God and shit and thus came to question the basic thesis of Christian anthropology, namely that man was created in God'southward paradigm. Either/or: either human was created in God's image - and has intestines! - or God lacks intestines and man is not like him.

The ancient Gnostics felt as I did at the age of five. In the 2d century, the Great Gnostic principal Valentinus resolved the damnable dilemma by claiming that Jesus "ate and drank, but did not defecate."

Shit is a more onerous theological problem than is evil. Since God gave man freedom, we can, if need be, accept the idea that He is not responsible for human being's crimes. The responsibility for shit, however, rests entirely with Him, the creator of human."
― Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Existence

"You have less honour than a piece of shit."
― Alison Goodman

"This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit."

-Ty Henderson"
― Madeleine Urban

"If you first to odor some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit"
― Doug Stanhope

"I of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!!

The morn of a colonoscopy. Plenty said!"
― Jim Lawrence

"It wasn't fair, but what is? Life is a crap carnival with shit prizes."
― Stephen Male monarch, Mr. Mercedes

"Popatrz jeno. Kościół, karczma, bordel, a w środku między nimi kupa gówna. Oto parabola ludzkiego żywota."
― Andrzej Sapkowski, Narrenturm

"Things are called shit for a reason, dear."
― Chloe Jun

"Don't step on shits, don't exist part of shits, don't shit on others as y'all escape from other bullshits." ~ Angelica Hopes, an excerpt from If I Could Tell You"
― Angelica Hopes

"Shit happens. Doesn't mean you lot have to step in information technology. Simply if you do I would purchase a new pair of shoes."
― Kilburn Hall

"Nobody gives a shit that you're offended. I'chiliad not. And my stance is more important to me than yours."
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

"A young English couple was visiting with me i summer afterwards I had been composting humanure for about six years. One evening, every bit dinner was being prepared, the couple suddenly understood the horrible reality of their state of affairs: the food they were near to swallow was recycled human shit. When this fact abruptly dawned upon them, it seemed to fix off an instinctive warning, peradventure inherited directly from Queen Victoria. "We don't want to eat shit!" they informed me, rather distressed (that's an exact quote), equally if in preparing dinner I had only set a steaming turd on a plate in front of them with a pocketknife, fork and napkin."
― Joseph C. Jenkins, The Humanure Handbook: A Guide to Composting Human Manure

"I wonder either their God has turned old, ill or died, because fifty-fifty the religious people no more believe in shit."
― M.F. Moonzajer

"Greed is when you don't give a shit virtually humanity."
― Anthony T. Hincks

"Laxatives will always win the race."
― Anthony T. Hincks

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